Kelly Clarkson's Naughty Side ?

Kelly Clarkson reportedly downed a bottle of liquor with Ryan Key, the singer of the band Yellowcard, at the Metal Skool concert at the Key Club before jumping up on stage where she ended up tearing off her vest and throwing it into the crowd.

Let me see, everybody has camera phones these days, they should be recovering from their hangovers and uploading a clip soon. If I can find one, it'll be here.

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Expect Naked Nicole Richie Photos Soon

If I was Nicole Richie and I was desperate to get some attention, I would do what other skanks have done before me. Arrange to have naked hardcore shots of me show up on the internet "against my wishes".

The story here is laughably transparent, Nicole had a camera with a memory card full of sexy nude photos of her and a lot of friends. She lost this in a crowded bar and had staff frantically look for it while she sat in the corner acting upset. It's transparent but not stupid. She gets press now and she can wait til later to decide whether or not the pics actually "accidentally" show up on the internet. What would it do for her self esteem if she knew how to use the internet and found out how few people are actually looking for nude pics of Nicole Richie? 6 Million for Paris versus 600,000 for Nicole. Just to put things in perspective, I also googled my name and the words nude pics and got 172,000 pages. I look good naked, but I am not a celebrity and I don't generally put my full name on the net.

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Jennifer Aniston Talkin' 'Bout the Nude Thang

Jennifer Aniston is finding herself publicly mentioning the nudity in The Break-Up several times a day in an effort to increase the movie's box office revenue. Here is the latest blurb:

"It's nerve-wracking and you have to pretend you are at ease. My sweet hair and makeup and wardrobe assistants wanted to make me feel better and I remember coming into the room after a take and they'd all taken their shirts off."

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"Cocaine is a Helluva Drug"

Multi-platinum producer Dallas Austin told the judge that he unintentionally broke the law by bringing cocaine into the United Arab Emirates, which has a strict policy against illegal drugs. I think this is completely understandable, he comes from a country that has declared a 'WAR ON DRUGS'. If a country doesn't declare war, how is an innocent drug packin' playa supposed to know that they have a problem with drugs?

He was on is way to Naomi Campbell's birthday party when he was arrested in May. He can't get bail, but he hoping for a pardon.

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Eva Longoria Will Write An EROTIC Book

It's not a suprise to read the word 'erotic' in the announcement. The word 'ghostwriter' was conspicuously absent.

Hopefully it will be available in LARGE PRINT, because its primary purpose has been rumored to make people go blind.

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Unhappy Endings: Kevin Costner Named as Massage Room Towel Dropper

Kevin Costner is accused of performing a ‘disgusting’ sex act before a hotel masseuse. A gagging order had prevented his name being published in Britain where his behaviour was at the centre of an industrial tribunal hearing.

What makes this story a little more interesting is that this happemed during his Honeymoon

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Nichole Richie Is Nasty

Why are all these skanky celebrities trying to mess up the wholesome children of America? First it was Lindsay Lohan showing her butt flap to the Nickelodeon crowd, and now Nicole Richie is supposed to have asked an 11 year old boy if he thought she was a MILF.

OK here is what is wrong with that:

He is a minor, if you want to get into semantics, she basically asked him if he wanted to fuck her. I think that is a crime in lots of places.

M is for MOTHER...she is not a mother.

If he paid attention in health class and during Nicole's three seasons of being a slut on FOX, he'd know he's better off playing with the discarded needles he found in the alley.

Women with 20% body fat or more are much better in bed than these lollipop bags of bones that manage to get famous for no good reason.

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Lindsay Lohan's Ass is NOT for Children

Be a responsible parent. When your children come home late at night from an awards show, ask them if anyone there was looking at Lindsay Lohan's ass. Ask them if they felt pressured to look at Lindsay Lohan's ass too. Make sure you show them the above poster.

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Wilmer Valderrama Does BANG and Tell

Wilmer Valderrama talked about his sexual escapades with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewitt on Howard Stern's sattelite radio program late last month.

He used the word 'BANGED'.

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Tucker Carlson Gets To See Tila Tequila Naked

It was research, really. He had to see for himself how a career as an internet celebrity on MySpace.com unfolds.

I guess the best place to go see the interview is her MySpace page.

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Sharon Stone, the Celebrity that Scientology Turned Down

Sharon Stone has recently been quoted as being critical of psychiatry. This lead me, the only blogger on the internet who does research, to try and determine her relationship to scientology.

The story is that she left Scientology and converted to Buddhism, after she had been introduced to the Dalai Lama by Richard Gere. But don't believe ANY rumors about Richard Gere that I read on the internet. I think it is quite possible that scientologist audits can measure certain personality traits accurately and that her 'Whack' level was off the scale.

Oh, and Sharon Stone has a vagina.

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This 90's Movie Featuring Teri Hatcher is Naughty and BAD

The Cool Surface is one of those movies that really sucks. It went away quietly but has resurfaced because of Teri's newfound popularity as a desperate housewife, and the fact that it's a erotic thriller with lots of the Teri skin they don't show on TV. View a trailer of the dirty suckiness here.

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Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt to Lay Off the Hot Sex Scenes

Here's where karma comes into the picture. It only makes sense that Angelina Jolie would be wary of any situation where Brad Pitt was simulating sex with another actress; she was doing just that when Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston.

I didn't stick all the 'reportedly' and 'supposedly' into this story but they are pretty much implied with any story involving these people at this point.

I think if there was a negotiated compromise, he should be able to simulate sex with every star that he has previously 'acted' with.

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Karina Lombard
Julia Ormond
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Madeleine Stowe
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Eva Longoria is She the Sex Teacher, or the Student?

I really need to update this blog more often. There was a spike in traffic, so I knew something was up. It seems that Eva dropped some sex talk in an interview again that could be taken the wrong way such that it implied that Tony Parker was not a talented lover. Well, now she is telling everyone who will listen, even stopping old ladies on the street, to say that Tony is a superstud who knows what he is doing.

I want to point out that Tony is probably more than twice Eva's size. She HAS to be the one in control, otherwise it's just dangerous.

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Best Nipple Related Superbowl Incident Of 2006

Almost everyone involved in the Superbowl is now very careful about keeping their nipples covered. The middle bunny in this party pic MAY have a smidgen of areola in view. The 'it's just a shadow' defense would probably work if money was involved.

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Nude Vanity Fair Cover: Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

Tom Fords original vision for the Vanity Fair cover shot was a threesome of young actresses. According to Tom, Rachel McAdams, 29, "did want to do it, and then when she was on the set I think she felt uncomfortable, and I didn't want to make anybody feel uncomfortable."

Scarlett Johansson, 21, and Oscar nominee Keira Knightley, 20, were quite happy to get naked, sorry I mean nude for the cover shoot.

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Lee Tamahori Arrested For Prostitution

New Zealand-born director Lee Tamahori, whose films include the James Bond hit "Die Another Day," has been arrested on a sex charge while wearing a woman's dress and a wig, officials said on Friday.

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Why Paris Hilton Won't Pose For Playboy

As the above picture indicates, Paris Hilton's nether regions are butt ugly. That is why she does not to nude photoshoots.

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Ricky Martin Sex Life Details

"I'm open to everything," Ricky Martin said in an interview, which went on to describe, in detail, how he "loves giving the 'golden shower.'" "There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."

My source fails to mention if his sex life involves other people and of what gender(s).
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Richard Hatch Has A Secret Weapon Against Prison Rape

Plan B is 'Willingness'.
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Kanye West Jesus Squawk

Sacrilege is still naughty, right? Above is Kanye West posing as Christ on the cover of the Rolling Stone. I'm gonna buy five copies for my mother superior.

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Drew Barrymore Has Sex In The Bathroom During La Boheme

Drew Barrymore's boyfriend lets people in on their not so private sex life:

"I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York. We went to 'La Boheme' and it was boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing."

So, the burning question is, was it the ladies or the gents? And why aren't we hearing this from the person who caught them?

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Colin Farrell Sex Tape Update

This was taken down and it's up again. Colin Farrell having sex with Nicole Narain.

Site which was up on January 22nd...

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It's Not A 'Nipple Slip' When You Whip It Out On Purpose

Sam Heuston is a very minor celebrity who was on Big Brother. Sam Heuston has at least one nipple, we will eventually get to see at least one more.

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Eva Longoria, Sex Toy Aficionado

Here's yet another very sexual quote from Eva Longoria:

“After I spoke openly about vibrators I literally got boxes and boxes of free sex toys sent to me. So I was constantly giving them away.”

"Even before that I'd give them to girlfriends for their birthdays and they'd be so excited."

I want to take this moment to speak openly about cash...

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Carolyn Murphy Sex Tape Scandal

Sex Tapes seem to be a fad among celebrities these days. This case is interesting because the Super Model on the tape has had her husband arrested for trying to sell a tape they made on their honeymoon.

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Colin Farrell Sex Tape Appears On The Internet

A sex video made by actor Colin Farrell and a Playboy Playmate surfaced Tuesday on the Internet despite a court injunction blocking its release.

Word about a website carrying the video featuring Farrell and his then-girlfriend, Nicole Narain, Playboy magazine's Miss January 2002, rapidly spread on the Internet through other websites, including IDontLikeYouIn ThatWay.com.

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Howard Stern Makes It Too Minute 22 Without Saying F***

One thing Howard Stern planned to do on his new show was to cut out the swearing. He probably made a New Year's resolution to stop masturbating as well. Let's hope he lasted more than 22 minutes with that one.

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Nick Lachey's Kinky Shoe Thang

Nick Lachey gave this suprising detail of his sex life with Jessica to Elle Magazine: he used to walk around the bedroom in Jessica's shoes. One thing I'm wondering is if this means Nick Lachey has...um...small feet.

A less suprising revelation was the fact that grown man Nick cries regularly.

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An Overview Of Bad Celebrity Parent/Child Relationships

No news here, just a link to a piece the Daily News published on bad parents in the world of celebrities.

Lindsay Lohan's mom is the most recent example of negligent parenting. She's still trying to downplay the serious jeopardy that Lindsay was/is in with her health. Turns out it was Lorne Michaels and SNL cast member Tina Fey that staged a parental-type intervention for the severely underweight star. I guess that is news.

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Jessica Simpson Flashing Christian Choir

Jessica Simpson wore a low-cut blouse to a private concert at Cincinnati's Music Hall on Dec. 5. The ample sample of her boobs drew the ire of the crowd, which included the Christian Academy choir, which opened the show and sat in the front row.

There was booing. There was a jacket for the later part of her performance.

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