Nichole Richie Is Nasty

Why are all these skanky celebrities trying to mess up the wholesome children of America? First it was Lindsay Lohan showing her butt flap to the Nickelodeon crowd, and now Nicole Richie is supposed to have asked an 11 year old boy if he thought she was a MILF.

OK here is what is wrong with that:

He is a minor, if you want to get into semantics, she basically asked him if he wanted to fuck her. I think that is a crime in lots of places.

M is for MOTHER...she is not a mother.

If he paid attention in health class and during Nicole's three seasons of being a slut on FOX, he'd know he's better off playing with the discarded needles he found in the alley.

Women with 20% body fat or more are much better in bed than these lollipop bags of bones that manage to get famous for no good reason.

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