Sharon Stone, the Celebrity that Scientology Turned Down

Sharon Stone has recently been quoted as being critical of psychiatry. This lead me, the only blogger on the internet who does research, to try and determine her relationship to scientology.

The story is that she left Scientology and converted to Buddhism, after she had been introduced to the Dalai Lama by Richard Gere. But don't believe ANY rumors about Richard Gere that I read on the internet. I think it is quite possible that scientologist audits can measure certain personality traits accurately and that her 'Whack' level was off the scale.

Oh, and Sharon Stone has a vagina.

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This 90's Movie Featuring Teri Hatcher is Naughty and BAD

The Cool Surface is one of those movies that really sucks. It went away quietly but has resurfaced because of Teri's newfound popularity as a desperate housewife, and the fact that it's a erotic thriller with lots of the Teri skin they don't show on TV. View a trailer of the dirty suckiness here.

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Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt to Lay Off the Hot Sex Scenes

Here's where karma comes into the picture. It only makes sense that Angelina Jolie would be wary of any situation where Brad Pitt was simulating sex with another actress; she was doing just that when Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston.

I didn't stick all the 'reportedly' and 'supposedly' into this story but they are pretty much implied with any story involving these people at this point.

I think if there was a negotiated compromise, he should be able to simulate sex with every star that he has previously 'acted' with.

Geena Davis
Alison Moir
Susan Traylor
Juliette Lewis
Elizabeth McGovern
Tom Cruise
Karina Lombard
Julia Ormond
Morgan Freeman
Madeleine Stowe
Natascha McElhone
Ingeborga Dapkunaite
Cheryl Pollak
Claire Forlani
Jason Statham
Julia Roberts
Catherine McCormack
Rose Byrne
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
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Eva Longoria is She the Sex Teacher, or the Student?

I really need to update this blog more often. There was a spike in traffic, so I knew something was up. It seems that Eva dropped some sex talk in an interview again that could be taken the wrong way such that it implied that Tony Parker was not a talented lover. Well, now she is telling everyone who will listen, even stopping old ladies on the street, to say that Tony is a superstud who knows what he is doing.

I want to point out that Tony is probably more than twice Eva's size. She HAS to be the one in control, otherwise it's just dangerous.

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Best Nipple Related Superbowl Incident Of 2006

Almost everyone involved in the Superbowl is now very careful about keeping their nipples covered. The middle bunny in this party pic MAY have a smidgen of areola in view. The 'it's just a shadow' defense would probably work if money was involved.

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