Unhappy Endings: Kevin Costner Named as Massage Room Towel Dropper

Kevin Costner is accused of performing a ‘disgusting’ sex act before a hotel masseuse. A gagging order had prevented his name being published in Britain where his behaviour was at the centre of an industrial tribunal hearing.

What makes this story a little more interesting is that this happemed during his Honeymoon

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Nichole Richie Is Nasty

Why are all these skanky celebrities trying to mess up the wholesome children of America? First it was Lindsay Lohan showing her butt flap to the Nickelodeon crowd, and now Nicole Richie is supposed to have asked an 11 year old boy if he thought she was a MILF.

OK here is what is wrong with that:

He is a minor, if you want to get into semantics, she basically asked him if he wanted to fuck her. I think that is a crime in lots of places.

M is for MOTHER...she is not a mother.

If he paid attention in health class and during Nicole's three seasons of being a slut on FOX, he'd know he's better off playing with the discarded needles he found in the alley.

Women with 20% body fat or more are much better in bed than these lollipop bags of bones that manage to get famous for no good reason.

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Lindsay Lohan's Ass is NOT for Children

Be a responsible parent. When your children come home late at night from an awards show, ask them if anyone there was looking at Lindsay Lohan's ass. Ask them if they felt pressured to look at Lindsay Lohan's ass too. Make sure you show them the above poster.

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Wilmer Valderrama Does BANG and Tell

Wilmer Valderrama talked about his sexual escapades with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewitt on Howard Stern's sattelite radio program late last month.

He used the word 'BANGED'.

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Tucker Carlson Gets To See Tila Tequila Naked

It was research, really. He had to see for himself how a career as an internet celebrity on MySpace.com unfolds.

I guess the best place to go see the interview is her MySpace page.

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