Why Paris Hilton Won't Pose For Playboy

As the above picture indicates, Paris Hilton's nether regions are butt ugly. That is why she does not to nude photoshoots.

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Ricky Martin Sex Life Details

"I'm open to everything," Ricky Martin said in an interview, which went on to describe, in detail, how he "loves giving the 'golden shower.'" "There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."

My source fails to mention if his sex life involves other people and of what gender(s).
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Richard Hatch Has A Secret Weapon Against Prison Rape

Plan B is 'Willingness'.
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Kanye West Jesus Squawk

Sacrilege is still naughty, right? Above is Kanye West posing as Christ on the cover of the Rolling Stone. I'm gonna buy five copies for my mother superior.

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Drew Barrymore Has Sex In The Bathroom During La Boheme

Drew Barrymore's boyfriend lets people in on their not so private sex life:

"I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York. We went to 'La Boheme' and it was boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing."

So, the burning question is, was it the ladies or the gents? And why aren't we hearing this from the person who caught them?

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Colin Farrell Sex Tape Update

This was taken down and it's up again. Colin Farrell having sex with Nicole Narain.

Site which was up on January 22nd...

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Nicole Narain

It's Not A 'Nipple Slip' When You Whip It Out On Purpose

Sam Heuston is a very minor celebrity who was on Big Brother. Sam Heuston has at least one nipple, we will eventually get to see at least one more.

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Eva Longoria, Sex Toy Aficionado

Here's yet another very sexual quote from Eva Longoria:

“After I spoke openly about vibrators I literally got boxes and boxes of free sex toys sent to me. So I was constantly giving them away.”

"Even before that I'd give them to girlfriends for their birthdays and they'd be so excited."

I want to take this moment to speak openly about cash...

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Carolyn Murphy Sex Tape Scandal

Sex Tapes seem to be a fad among celebrities these days. This case is interesting because the Super Model on the tape has had her husband arrested for trying to sell a tape they made on their honeymoon.

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Colin Farrell Sex Tape Appears On The Internet

A sex video made by actor Colin Farrell and a Playboy Playmate surfaced Tuesday on the Internet despite a court injunction blocking its release.

Word about a website carrying the video featuring Farrell and his then-girlfriend, Nicole Narain, Playboy magazine's Miss January 2002, rapidly spread on the Internet through other websites, including IDontLikeYouIn ThatWay.com.

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Howard Stern Makes It Too Minute 22 Without Saying F***

One thing Howard Stern planned to do on his new show was to cut out the swearing. He probably made a New Year's resolution to stop masturbating as well. Let's hope he lasted more than 22 minutes with that one.

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Nick Lachey's Kinky Shoe Thang

Nick Lachey gave this suprising detail of his sex life with Jessica to Elle Magazine: he used to walk around the bedroom in Jessica's shoes. One thing I'm wondering is if this means Nick Lachey has...um...small feet.

A less suprising revelation was the fact that grown man Nick cries regularly.

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Nick Lachey

An Overview Of Bad Celebrity Parent/Child Relationships

No news here, just a link to a piece the Daily News published on bad parents in the world of celebrities.

Lindsay Lohan's mom is the most recent example of negligent parenting. She's still trying to downplay the serious jeopardy that Lindsay was/is in with her health. Turns out it was Lorne Michaels and SNL cast member Tina Fey that staged a parental-type intervention for the severely underweight star. I guess that is news.

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Jessica Simpson Flashing Christian Choir

Jessica Simpson wore a low-cut blouse to a private concert at Cincinnati's Music Hall on Dec. 5. The ample sample of her boobs drew the ire of the crowd, which included the Christian Academy choir, which opened the show and sat in the front row.

There was booing. There was a jacket for the later part of her performance.

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