Sharon Stone, the Celebrity that Scientology Turned Down

Sharon Stone has recently been quoted as being critical of psychiatry. This lead me, the only blogger on the internet who does research, to try and determine her relationship to scientology.

The story is that she left Scientology and converted to Buddhism, after she had been introduced to the Dalai Lama by Richard Gere. But don't believe ANY rumors about Richard Gere that I read on the internet. I think it is quite possible that scientologist audits can measure certain personality traits accurately and that her 'Whack' level was off the scale.

Oh, and Sharon Stone has a vagina.

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This 90's Movie Featuring Teri Hatcher is Naughty and BAD

The Cool Surface is one of those movies that really sucks. It went away quietly but has resurfaced because of Teri's newfound popularity as a desperate housewife, and the fact that it's a erotic thriller with lots of the Teri skin they don't show on TV. View a trailer of the dirty suckiness here.

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Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt to Lay Off the Hot Sex Scenes

Here's where karma comes into the picture. It only makes sense that Angelina Jolie would be wary of any situation where Brad Pitt was simulating sex with another actress; she was doing just that when Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston.

I didn't stick all the 'reportedly' and 'supposedly' into this story but they are pretty much implied with any story involving these people at this point.

I think if there was a negotiated compromise, he should be able to simulate sex with every star that he has previously 'acted' with.

Geena Davis
Alison Moir
Susan Traylor
Juliette Lewis
Elizabeth McGovern
Tom Cruise
Karina Lombard
Julia Ormond
Morgan Freeman
Madeleine Stowe
Natascha McElhone
Ingeborga Dapkunaite
Cheryl Pollak
Claire Forlani
Jason Statham
Julia Roberts
Catherine McCormack
Rose Byrne
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Eva Longoria is She the Sex Teacher, or the Student?

I really need to update this blog more often. There was a spike in traffic, so I knew something was up. It seems that Eva dropped some sex talk in an interview again that could be taken the wrong way such that it implied that Tony Parker was not a talented lover. Well, now she is telling everyone who will listen, even stopping old ladies on the street, to say that Tony is a superstud who knows what he is doing.

I want to point out that Tony is probably more than twice Eva's size. She HAS to be the one in control, otherwise it's just dangerous.

All the fuss...

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Tony Parker

Best Nipple Related Superbowl Incident Of 2006

Almost everyone involved in the Superbowl is now very careful about keeping their nipples covered. The middle bunny in this party pic MAY have a smidgen of areola in view. The 'it's just a shadow' defense would probably work if money was involved.

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Nude Vanity Fair Cover: Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

Tom Fords original vision for the Vanity Fair cover shot was a threesome of young actresses. According to Tom, Rachel McAdams, 29, "did want to do it, and then when she was on the set I think she felt uncomfortable, and I didn't want to make anybody feel uncomfortable."

Scarlett Johansson, 21, and Oscar nominee Keira Knightley, 20, were quite happy to get naked, sorry I mean nude for the cover shoot.

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Lee Tamahori Arrested For Prostitution

New Zealand-born director Lee Tamahori, whose films include the James Bond hit "Die Another Day," has been arrested on a sex charge while wearing a woman's dress and a wig, officials said on Friday.

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Why Paris Hilton Won't Pose For Playboy

As the above picture indicates, Paris Hilton's nether regions are butt ugly. That is why she does not to nude photoshoots.

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Ricky Martin Sex Life Details

"I'm open to everything," Ricky Martin said in an interview, which went on to describe, in detail, how he "loves giving the 'golden shower.'" "There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."

My source fails to mention if his sex life involves other people and of what gender(s).
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Richard Hatch Has A Secret Weapon Against Prison Rape

Plan B is 'Willingness'.
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Kanye West Jesus Squawk

Sacrilege is still naughty, right? Above is Kanye West posing as Christ on the cover of the Rolling Stone. I'm gonna buy five copies for my mother superior.

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Drew Barrymore Has Sex In The Bathroom During La Boheme

Drew Barrymore's boyfriend lets people in on their not so private sex life:

"I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York. We went to 'La Boheme' and it was boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing."

So, the burning question is, was it the ladies or the gents? And why aren't we hearing this from the person who caught them?

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Fabrizio Moretti

Colin Farrell Sex Tape Update

This was taken down and it's up again. Colin Farrell having sex with Nicole Narain.

Site which was up on January 22nd...

Colin Farrell
Nicole Narain

It's Not A 'Nipple Slip' When You Whip It Out On Purpose

Sam Heuston is a very minor celebrity who was on Big Brother. Sam Heuston has at least one nipple, we will eventually get to see at least one more.

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Eva Longoria, Sex Toy Aficionado

Here's yet another very sexual quote from Eva Longoria:

“After I spoke openly about vibrators I literally got boxes and boxes of free sex toys sent to me. So I was constantly giving them away.”

"Even before that I'd give them to girlfriends for their birthdays and they'd be so excited."

I want to take this moment to speak openly about cash...

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Carolyn Murphy Sex Tape Scandal

Sex Tapes seem to be a fad among celebrities these days. This case is interesting because the Super Model on the tape has had her husband arrested for trying to sell a tape they made on their honeymoon.

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Colin Farrell Sex Tape Appears On The Internet

A sex video made by actor Colin Farrell and a Playboy Playmate surfaced Tuesday on the Internet despite a court injunction blocking its release.

Word about a website carrying the video featuring Farrell and his then-girlfriend, Nicole Narain, Playboy magazine's Miss January 2002, rapidly spread on the Internet through other websites, including IDontLikeYouIn ThatWay.com.

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Howard Stern Makes It Too Minute 22 Without Saying F***

One thing Howard Stern planned to do on his new show was to cut out the swearing. He probably made a New Year's resolution to stop masturbating as well. Let's hope he lasted more than 22 minutes with that one.

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Nick Lachey's Kinky Shoe Thang

Nick Lachey gave this suprising detail of his sex life with Jessica to Elle Magazine: he used to walk around the bedroom in Jessica's shoes. One thing I'm wondering is if this means Nick Lachey has...um...small feet.

A less suprising revelation was the fact that grown man Nick cries regularly.

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An Overview Of Bad Celebrity Parent/Child Relationships

No news here, just a link to a piece the Daily News published on bad parents in the world of celebrities.

Lindsay Lohan's mom is the most recent example of negligent parenting. She's still trying to downplay the serious jeopardy that Lindsay was/is in with her health. Turns out it was Lorne Michaels and SNL cast member Tina Fey that staged a parental-type intervention for the severely underweight star. I guess that is news.

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