Naughty Celebrities

Kelly Clarkson's Naughty Side ?

2006-08-17T03:32:00.000-07:00

Kelly Clarkson reportedly downed a bottle of liquor with Ryan Key, the singer of the band Yellowcard, at the Metal Skool concert at the Key Club before jumping up on stage where she ended up tearing off her vest and throwing it into the crowd.

Let me see, everybody has camera phones these days, they should be recovering from their hangovers and uploading a clip soon. If I can find one, it'll be here.

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Kelly Clarkson

Expect Naked Nicole Richie Photos Soon

2006-08-01T12:56:00.000-07:00

If I was Nicole Richie and I was desperate to get some attention, I would do what other skanks have done before me. Arrange to have naked hardcore shots of me show up on the internet "against my wishes".

The story here is laughably transparent, Nicole had a camera with a memory card full of sexy nude photos of her and a lot of friends. She lost this in a crowded bar and had staff frantically look for it while she sat in the corner acting upset. It's transparent but not stupid. She gets press now and she can wait til later to decide whether or not the pics actually "accidentally" show up on the internet. What would it do for her self esteem if she knew how to use the internet and found out how few people are actually looking for nude pics of Nicole Richie? 6 Million for Paris versus 600,000 for Nicole. Just to put things in perspective, I also googled my name and the words nude pics and got 172,000 pages. I look good naked, but I am not a celebrity and I don't generally put my full name on the net.

Nicole Richie

Jennifer Aniston Talkin' 'Bout the Nude Thang

2006-07-08T04:50:00.000-07:00

Jennifer Aniston is finding herself publicly mentioning the nudity in The Break-Up several times a day in an effort to increase the movie's box office revenue. Here is the latest blurb:

"It's nerve-wracking and you have to pretend you are at ease. My sweet hair and makeup and wardrobe assistants wanted to make me feel better and I remember coming into the room after a take and they'd all taken their shirts off."

"Cocaine is a Helluva Drug"

2006-07-02T23:19:00.000-07:00

Multi-platinum producer Dallas Austin told the judge that he unintentionally broke the law by bringing cocaine into the United Arab Emirates, which has a strict policy against illegal drugs. I think this is completely understandable, he comes from a country that has declared a 'WAR ON DRUGS'. If a country doesn't declare war, how is an innocent drug packin' playa supposed to know that they have a problem with drugs?

He was on is way to Naomi Campbell's birthday party when he was arrested in May. He can't get bail, but he hoping for a pardon.

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Dallas Austin
Naomi Campbell

Eva Longoria Will Write An EROTIC Book

2006-06-19T03:37:00.000-07:00

It's not a suprise to read the word 'erotic' in the announcement. The word 'ghostwriter' was conspicuously absent.

Hopefully it will be available in LARGE PRINT, because its primary purpose has been rumored to make people go blind.

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Eva Longoria

Unhappy Endings: Kevin Costner Named as Massage Room Towel Dropper

2006-04-26T22:59:00.000-07:00

Kevin Costner is accused of performing a ‘disgusting’ sex act before a hotel masseuse. A gagging order had prevented his name being published in Britain where his behaviour was at the centre of an industrial tribunal hearing.

What makes this story a little more interesting is that this happemed during his Honeymoon

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Kevin Costner

Nichole Richie Is Nasty

2006-04-13T13:56:00.000-07:00

Why are all these skanky celebrities trying to mess up the wholesome children of America? First it was Lindsay Lohan showing her butt flap to the Nickelodeon crowd, and now Nicole Richie is supposed to have asked an 11 year old boy if he thought she was a MILF.

OK here is what is wrong with that:

He is a minor, if you want to get into semantics, she basically asked him if he wanted to fuck her. I think that is a crime in lots of places.

M is for MOTHER...she is not a mother.

If he paid attention in health class and during Nicole's three seasons of being a slut on FOX, he'd know he's better off playing with the discarded needles he found in the alley.

Women with 20% body fat or more are much better in bed than these lollipop bags of bones that manage to get famous for no good reason.

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Lindsay Lohan's Ass is NOT for Children

2006-04-06T11:03:00.000-07:00

Be a responsible parent. When your children come home late at night from an awards show, ask them if anyone there was looking at Lindsay Lohan's ass. Ask them if they felt pressured to look at Lindsay Lohan's ass too. Make sure you show them the above poster.

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Lindsay Lohan

Wilmer Valderrama Does BANG and Tell

2006-04-02T08:45:00.000-07:00

Wilmer Valderrama talked about his sexual escapades with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Love Hewitt on Howard Stern's sattelite radio program late last month.

He used the word 'BANGED'.

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Lindsay Lohan

Mandy Moore

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Wilmer Valderrama

Tucker Carlson Gets To See Tila Tequila Naked

2006-04-01T12:53:00.000-08:00

It was research, really. He had to see for himself how a career as an internet celebrity on MySpace.com unfolds.

I guess the best place to go see the interview is her MySpace page.

Tila Tequila
Tucker Carlson

Sharon Stone, the Celebrity that Scientology Turned Down

2006-03-30T07:51:00.000-08:00

Sharon Stone has recently been quoted as being critical of psychiatry. This lead me, the only blogger on the internet who does research, to try and determine her relationship to scientology.

The story is that she left Scientology and converted to Buddhism, after she had been introduced to the Dalai Lama by Richard Gere. But don't believe ANY rumors about Richard Gere that I read on the internet. I think it is quite possible that scientologist audits can measure certain personality traits accurately and that her 'Whack' level was off the scale.

Oh, and Sharon Stone has a vagina.

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Sharon Stone
Richard Gere

This 90's Movie Featuring Teri Hatcher is Naughty and BAD

2006-03-29T03:40:00.000-08:00

The Cool Surface is one of those movies that really sucks. It went away quietly but has resurfaced because of Teri's newfound popularity as a desperate housewife, and the fact that it's a erotic thriller with lots of the Teri skin they don't show on TV. View a trailer of the dirty suckiness here.

Teri Hatcher

Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt to Lay Off the Hot Sex Scenes

2006-03-28T09:57:00.000-08:00

Here's where karma comes into the picture. It only makes sense that Angelina Jolie would be wary of any situation where Brad Pitt was simulating sex with another actress; she was doing just that when Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston.

I didn't stick all the 'reportedly' and 'supposedly' into this story but they are pretty much implied with any story involving these people at this point.

I think if there was a negotiated compromise, he should be able to simulate sex with every star that he has previously 'acted' with.

Geena Davis
Alison Moir
Susan Traylor
Juliette Lewis
Elizabeth McGovern
Tom Cruise
Karina Lombard
Julia Ormond
Morgan Freeman
Madeleine Stowe
Natascha McElhone
Ingeborga Dapkunaite
Cheryl Pollak
Claire Forlani
Jason Statham
Julia Roberts
Catherine McCormack
Rose Byrne
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
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Eva Longoria is She the Sex Teacher, or the Student?

2006-03-24T00:55:00.000-08:00

I really need to update this blog more often. There was a spike in traffic, so I knew something was up. It seems that Eva dropped some sex talk in an interview again that could be taken the wrong way such that it implied that Tony Parker was not a talented lover. Well, now she is telling everyone who will listen, even stopping old ladies on the street, to say that Tony is a superstud who knows what he is doing.

I want to point out that Tony is probably more than twice Eva's size. She HAS to be the one in control, otherwise it's just dangerous.

All the fuss...

Eva Longoria

Tony Parker

Best Nipple Related Superbowl Incident Of 2006

2006-03-21T09:07:00.000-08:00

Almost everyone involved in the Superbowl is now very careful about keeping their nipples covered. The middle bunny in this party pic MAY have a smidgen of areola in view. The 'it's just a shadow' defense would probably work if money was involved.

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Nude Vanity Fair Cover: Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

2006-02-08T06:34:00.000-08:00

Tom Fords original vision for the Vanity Fair cover shot was a threesome of young actresses. According to Tom, Rachel McAdams, 29, "did want to do it, and then when she was on the set I think she felt uncomfortable, and I didn't want to make anybody feel uncomfortable."

Scarlett Johansson, 21, and Oscar nominee Keira Knightley, 20, were quite happy to get naked, sorry I mean nude for the cover shoot.

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Keira Knightley
Scarlett Johansson

Lee Tamahori Arrested For Prostitution

2006-02-03T14:53:00.000-08:00

New Zealand-born director Lee Tamahori, whose films include the James Bond hit "Die Another Day," has been arrested on a sex charge while wearing a woman's dress and a wig, officials said on Friday.

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Why Paris Hilton Won't Pose For Playboy

2006-01-28T06:07:00.000-08:00

As the above picture indicates, Paris Hilton's nether regions are butt ugly. That is why she does not to nude photoshoots.

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Paris Hilton

Ricky Martin Sex Life Details

2006-01-26T11:02:00.000-08:00

"I'm open to everything," Ricky Martin said in an interview, which went on to describe, in detail, how he "loves giving the 'golden shower.'" "There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."

My source fails to mention if his sex life involves other people and of what gender(s).
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Richard Hatch Has A Secret Weapon Against Prison Rape

2006-01-26T10:47:00.000-08:00

Plan B is 'Willingness'.
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Richard Hatch

Kanye West Jesus Squawk

2006-01-25T05:28:00.000-08:00

Sacrilege is still naughty, right? Above is Kanye West posing as Christ on the cover of the Rolling Stone. I'm gonna buy five copies for my mother superior.

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Kanye West

Drew Barrymore Has Sex In The Bathroom During La Boheme

2006-01-24T05:56:00.000-08:00

Drew Barrymore's boyfriend lets people in on their not so private sex life:

"I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York. We went to 'La Boheme' and it was boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing."

So, the burning question is, was it the ladies or the gents? And why aren't we hearing this from the person who caught them?

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Drew Barrymore
Fabrizio Moretti

Colin Farrell Sex Tape Update

2006-01-22T13:01:00.000-08:00

This was taken down and it's up again. Colin Farrell having sex with Nicole Narain.

Site which was up on January 22nd...

Colin Farrell
Nicole Narain

It's Not A 'Nipple Slip' When You Whip It Out On Purpose

2006-01-16T06:35:00.000-08:00

Sam Heuston is a very minor celebrity who was on Big Brother. Sam Heuston has at least one nipple, we will eventually get to see at least one more.

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Eva Longoria, Sex Toy Aficionado

2006-01-16T00:41:00.000-08:00

Here's yet another very sexual quote from Eva Longoria:

“After I spoke openly about vibrators I literally got boxes and boxes of free sex toys sent to me. So I was constantly giving them away.”

"Even before that I'd give them to girlfriends for their birthdays and they'd be so excited."

I want to take this moment to speak openly about cash...

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Eva Longoria

Carolyn Murphy Sex Tape Scandal

2006-01-15T22:02:00.000-08:00

Sex Tapes seem to be a fad among celebrities these days. This case is interesting because the Super Model on the tape has had her husband arrested for trying to sell a tape they made on their honeymoon.

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Carolyn Murphy

Colin Farrell Sex Tape Appears On The Internet

2006-01-11T04:29:00.000-08:00

A sex video made by actor Colin Farrell and a Playboy Playmate surfaced Tuesday on the Internet despite a court injunction blocking its release.

Word about a website carrying the video featuring Farrell and his then-girlfriend, Nicole Narain, Playboy magazine's Miss January 2002, rapidly spread on the Internet through other websites, including IDontLikeYouIn ThatWay.com.

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Colin Farrell

Howard Stern Makes It Too Minute 22 Without Saying F***

2006-01-09T13:11:00.000-08:00

One thing Howard Stern planned to do on his new show was to cut out the swearing. He probably made a New Year's resolution to stop masturbating as well. Let's hope he lasted more than 22 minutes with that one.

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Howard Stern

Nick Lachey's Kinky Shoe Thang

2006-01-08T03:43:00.000-08:00

Nick Lachey gave this suprising detail of his sex life with Jessica to Elle Magazine: he used to walk around the bedroom in Jessica's shoes. One thing I'm wondering is if this means Nick Lachey has...um...small feet.

A less suprising revelation was the fact that grown man Nick cries regularly.

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Jessica Simpson
Nick Lachey

An Overview Of Bad Celebrity Parent/Child Relationships

2006-01-06T03:57:00.000-08:00

No news here, just a link to a piece the Daily News published on bad parents in the world of celebrities.

Lindsay Lohan's mom is the most recent example of negligent parenting. She's still trying to downplay the serious jeopardy that Lindsay was/is in with her health. Turns out it was Lorne Michaels and SNL cast member Tina Fey that staged a parental-type intervention for the severely underweight star. I guess that is news.

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Ashlee Simpson
Jessica Simpson

Drew Barrymore

Jennifer Aniston

Angelina Jolie

Jessica Simpson Flashing Christian Choir

2006-01-01T07:29:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson wore a low-cut blouse to a private concert at Cincinnati's Music Hall on Dec. 5. The ample sample of her boobs drew the ire of the crowd, which included the Christian Academy choir, which opened the show and sat in the front row.

There was booing. There was a jacket for the later part of her performance.

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Jessica Simpson

Olsen Twins Breaking Non-Smoking Rules

2005-12-31T07:13:00.000-08:00

I found an Australian music writer's name dropping rant about his night out in Los Angeles. He says he saw Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen breaking the municipal bilaws of the city by smoking in a booth at 'The Viper' with Christian Slater.

If I confused anyone, I'm sorry, it's the smoking part that's against the law. Sitting with Christian Slater is still legal in most states, but it is kinda icky.

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Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen

Are There Pics Of Brad Pitt Nude ?

2005-12-28T08:42:00.000-08:00

Brad Pitt's lawyer, John Lavely, has sent around a letter saying that pictures of the star were taken while he was on the balcony of his Los Angeles home.

The letter threatened legal action against anyone who publishes the shots. Um, so this isn't one of THOSE shots.

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Dita Von Teese and Her Diamond Pasties

2005-12-26T05:36:00.000-08:00

Dita Von Teese performed earlier this year while wearing 5 million dollars worth of diamonds, including the first-ever pair of authentic diamond pasties for The New York Academy of Art's Take Home a Nude benefit.

Dita recently married Marilyn Manson.

This story is useless without a picture...

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Dita Von Teese

Scarlet Johansson And The Bra Argument

2005-12-21T11:16:00.000-08:00

Some Hollywood actresses are cautious about revealing too much skin, but 20-year-old Scarlett Johansson had to be persuaded to keep her underwear on, according to her director in "The Island," Michael Bay.

In true Hollywood style Michael, doesn't give away the ending of the argument. The movie is rated PG 13 in the US, so don't get your hopes up.

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Scarlett Johansson

Teri Hatcher Did Not Have Sex With All Those Men In That Van

2005-12-16T10:14:00.000-08:00

Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher has accepted libel damages from a tabloid which claimed she regularly had sex with men in a van outside her home.

David Hirst, representing the Daily Sport, said the newspaper accepted that the articles were entirely false.

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Teri+Hatcher

Britney Spears Sex Tape !!?

2005-12-14T13:42:00.000-08:00

Britney Spears' reps have been busy issuing denials on several fronts, first against a rumor that the pop star and Kevin Federline made a sex tape, and then against an alleged Federline quote, asserting that he was consulting lawyers and preparing to ask for a $125 million settlement if the marriage ends. Salon provided this info, but I can't actually find the denials. They are usually in plain sight. Ok, I'll admit it, I was too busy looking for the sex tape to waste my time on silly denials.

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Britney Spears

Ashlee Simpson Has Perfect Boobs

2005-12-13T13:51:00.000-08:00

She says so herself in COSMO:

"I have amazing boobs. I do, I know it. They're not too big, not too small. … They're just perfect."

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Ashlee Simpson

Angelina Jolie And Her Lesbian Lover

2005-12-13T12:59:00.000-08:00

Angelina Jolie:

"I was surprised when I suddenly found myself having these feelings for a girl, wanting to kiss her and wanting to touch her. I genuinely love other women."

A Japanese American model/actress recently claimed to have an ongoing relationship with Angelina Jolie. They met while filming a movie that didn't have any male stars.

Visual Aids, Men need them...

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Angelina Jolie

Paris Hilton Video Lawsuit

2005-12-09T00:41:00.000-08:00

Rick Salomon has filed a lawsuit against Larry Flynt's company, claiming it did not have permission to ink a deal that would broadcast the footage via hotel room pay-per-view.

I was suprised that the piece of night vision cinéma vérité is registered at the copyright office.

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Paris Hilton

Adrianne Curry Nipple Slip

2005-12-01T07:33:00.000-08:00

I'm trying to include a video on this blog, it's my first time. Enjoy.

Adrianne Curry

Nelly Blows Much Money On Strippers

2005-11-27T06:24:00.000-08:00

Rapper Nelly splashed out $1000 on toys for underprivileged children - after feeling guilty for partying at a strip club.

The US hip-hop star and fellow rapper Jermaine Dupree made the generous donation after spending $1000 on strippers and alcohol during a wild night out.

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Brittany Murphy Is A Train Wreck Without A Reality Show

2005-11-19T13:06:00.000-08:00

This story is so bad. The columnist originally reporting it doesn't name the 28 year old actress that he says was smacked out on heroin and having sex with a waiter in a stairwell during an film industry party. In a possibly unrelated story, Brittany Murphy recently was dropped by her agent and her manager on the same day.

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Brittany Murphy

Is This Really Katie Holmes Flashing?

2005-11-12T13:26:00.000-08:00

I can't be sure this video of is actually of Katie Holmes flashing her boobs for the camera at a party, but I'm not sure it isn't.

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Katie Holmes

Ashlee Simpson Acting Drunk In Toronto McD's

2005-11-12T12:16:00.000-08:00

Warning to all celebrities: Regular people have camera phones and they're not afraid to use them.

This video footage of Ashlee Simpson being belligerent at 1am is pretty typical drunken idiot stuff. I was a residence assistant at a co-ed dorm last century; I'd estimate that 40% of the girls her age who aren't working at Mcdonald's at 1am are acting like this.

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Ashlee Simpson

Did Producers Of 'Desperate Housewives' Fire Actor For Flashing Cast Members ?

2005-11-09T13:31:00.000-08:00

A source told the New York Post that Page Kennedy may have had a problem with flashing people on the set of Desperate Housewives. Really, in light of the ensuing investigation and his being fired, I think other people had a problem with being flashed.

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Christian Slater Falls From Roof During Paris Hilton's Party

2005-11-02T00:45:00.000-08:00

Paris Hilton's Hollywood Halloween party was interrupted this weekend when actor Christian Slater fell off a neighbor's rooftop after he was allegedly Tasered by Los Angeles police officers.

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Christian Slater

Orgiastic Movie In The Works

2005-11-01T02:56:00.000-08:00

The upcoming movie 'Sabbatical' focuses on a couple whose marriage reaches that seven-year itch. They agree to take a two-week sabbatical during which none of the tradition rules of marriage apply. That seems like a good idea until the wife returns from a 14-day orgy -- and her husband doesn't.

I saw the words 'Disney's erotic thriller' on my google search. I'm old enough to remember that Disney's namesake, Walt Disney had a few moral lines that he would not allow any of his product to cross. If you are curious about what happens when a moralistic old man dies and his production company is staffed by a bunch of Southern California Potheads, just spend some time on IMDB checking out what movies came out before and then soon after his death.

Ok, I get off on crazy tangents. Here's where I was when I decided to stop my research:

"...American Family Association as believing that Timon the meerkat and Pumba the warthog in "Lion King" are not only homosexual lovers, but inter-species lovers as well..."

Oh yeah, Jennifer Garner is going to be the star of the 'Sabbatical' movie.

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Jennifer Garner

Jessica Alba Is Willing To Get Naked

2005-10-23T10:56:00.000-07:00

Jessica Alba is ready to strip off on-screen. The sexy actress says she would have no problem baring all in a movie if the role demanded it.

She said: "I'm going to have to face that when a big director who I really respect has an amazing story, it might be necessary to do a nude scene."

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Jessica Alba

Dennis Rodman, Carmen Electra Relationship Details

2005-10-17T03:33:00.000-07:00

Carmen Electra reportedly called ex-husband the N word during passionate lovemaking sessions. The former 'Baywatch' babe used the racial slur during her first romp with the transvestite sports star in a Toronto hotel room in 1998.

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Carmen Electra

Tyra Banks To Show Us How Real Her Breasts Are

2005-09-20T07:55:00.000-07:00

Not Exactly Naughty, But:

Teri Hatcher said it first on "Seinfeld," now Tyra Banks is out to prove "they're real and they're spectacular." The model turned talk show host wants to put an end to rumors she had breast implants. A plastic surgeon on her talk show swore they were real, and today (Tuesday September 20th) she promises to show us all.

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Tyra Banks

Lil' Kim is in Jail

2005-09-20T07:07:00.000-07:00

Rap Star Lil' Kim ,who justed serving a year-and-a-day sentence for perjury, insists her conviction was caused by friends who betrayed her.

"A lot of people let me down," Lil' Kim, whose real name is Kimberley Jones, told Newsweek. "A lot of people I thought were my friends turned on me."

The bodacious 4-foot-11 rapper was convicted of lying about a 2001 shootout between her posse and that of rap rival Foxy Brown in front of the studio of radio station Hot 97 in lower Manhattan.

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Lil' Kim

Coming Soon To Theatres, Naked Brad Pitt

2005-09-16T04:52:00.000-07:00

Brad Pitt appears in a "lengthy" nude scene in his upcoming film, "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"

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Publisher Helped Schwarzegger Cover His Massive Glutes

2005-09-14T08:29:00.000-07:00

David Pecker ,the publisher of the National Enquirer, forked over $2,000 to try to cover up a 1983 Playboy video called "Carnival in Rio," featuring your host, Schwarzenegger, dancing with bikini-clad ladies. "At one point, he grabs a dancer's buttocks; she immediately clasps his wrists and pushes his hands away," the Los Angeles Times reports.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pamela Anderson And Bret Michaels Are Back In Court Over Sex Tape

2005-09-13T05:56:00.000-07:00

Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels are headed back to court again to stop the release of the sexually explicit tape they shot a couple years ago.

"Instead of 'The Neverending Story,' it's like 'The Neverending Porn Tape,'" quips Michaels. The Poison lead singer and Anderson managed to get a federal injunction and won a multi-million-dollar lawsuit to stop the release of the tape a few years back.

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Pamela Anderson

Is Christina Aguilera's Nurse Act Too Naughty ?

2005-09-12T17:12:00.000-07:00

Pop rebel CHRISTINA AGUILERA's naughty nurse advert for SKECHERS trainers has been shelved after complaints from America's nursing body. .

The DIRRTY singer dons a skimpy nurse's outfit and suspenders for the "Naughty and Nice" themed ad, in which she threatens to inject her injured doppelganger, who is suffering from a sore head and knee.

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Christina Aguilera

Orgy Scene May Keep Film Out Of Many US Theaters

2005-09-10T16:46:00.000-07:00

Colin Firth and co-stars Kevin Bacon and Rachel Blanchard appear in the lengthy orgy scene in 'Where the Truth Lies', which screened in competition at the Cannes Film Festival.

Colin Firth

Kevin Bacon

Rachel Blanchard

Halle Berry Might Be Chatting With You

2005-08-28T06:52:00.000-07:00

Halle Berry said she likes to chat with strangers under a false name on online dating sites.

Although she refuses to reveal her nicknames, Halle admits she often strikes up conversations with people she doesn't know and never reveals who she is.

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Halle Berry

Canadian Filmmaker In Trouble With US Censors

2005-08-23T13:28:00.000-07:00

'Sweet Hereafter' director Atom Egoyan's new film "Where the Truth Lies" is expected to earn an American NC-17 rating because of a menage à trois sex scene with Kevin Bacon, Colin Firth and Rachel Blanchard.

This will severely limit box office numbers.

This means no one 17 years of age or under in the U.S. will be allowed admission, even if accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.

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Kevin Bacon
Colin Firth
Rachel Blanchard

Tom Sizemore Videos Don't Measure Up To The Hype

2005-08-22T17:10:00.000-07:00

Despite the many rumors floating through the Internet, the tapes don't feature Elizabeth Hurley, though future tapes are promised to include female celebrities of one stripe or another.

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Tom Sizemore

Jude Law's Penis Is Small

2005-08-18T17:56:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, the inboxes of various media types (and some fake-media blogger-types like us—thanks!) filled up with images of Jude Law inadvertently exposing his infamous nanny-tenderizer to a lucky paparazzo. Today, Page Six points at Law’s possibly shrinkage-afflicted unit, throws back its collective head, and laughs and laughs.

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Jude Law

Jessica Simpson, Dirty Poet

2005-08-17T17:35:00.000-07:00

Pop singer and reality TV star Jessica Simpson reportedly entertained her Dukes of Hazzard co-stars by her naughty limericks.

Johnny Knoxville, who plays Luke Duke in the new movie, claims the blonde beauty, who stars as sexy Daisy Duke, made all the cast laugh with her X-rated poems.

"There once was a dumb blonde from Dallas..."

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Jessica Simpson

Is Hilary Duff Really Carrying Condoms?

2005-08-17T17:24:00.000-07:00

We received so many e-mails about this picture that our resolve has been broken and we’re finally posting it, letting the question of whether or not it’s a clever Photoshop creation hang in the air.

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Hilary Duff

Jolie Homewrecker Video

2005-08-14T06:18:00.000-07:00

This FLASH video is {insert up to date synonym for WHACK here}!!!

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Jennifer Aniston
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie

Carmen Electra And Jordan Together On Men's Mag Cover

2005-07-31T11:36:00.000-07:00

The latest issue of "LOADED" features one cover of UK model Jordan with US glamour star Electra, who was in last year's movie 'Starsky & Hutch', in bikinis and another in lingerie, as well as a six-page spread including further photographs and interviews.

The latest issue of Loaded includes an 18-page supplement called Loaded Centrefolds featuring an article called Celebrity Chests 2005, "counting down the finest famous breasts in the world."

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Carmen Electra

What Jude Law Did

2005-07-28T12:44:00.000-07:00

26-year-old Dixie Wright brought Jude Law's kids to see him on the set just after Sienna Miller had jetted off for an acting project of her own. Law was feeling lonely, so, within a day of Wright's arrival, he had sex with her. Unfortunately, one of his young children walked in on Daddy and Daisy in bed. (Apparently Law told him to go back to bed, then rolled over and had sex with Wright again.) The Law-Frost spawn squealed to his mother back in London; Frost promptly sacked Wright, who just as promptly sold her diary to the London papers.

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Jude Law

Skakira Loves Being Naked

2005-07-27T17:33:00.000-07:00

Shakira says she she has no time for fashion and is most comfortable when she's naked.

Asked if she enjoyed picking new outfits, the 27-year-old replied: "Not at all - it bores me. I only got a stylist when my family were astonished to see me in the same evening dress three Christmases in a row.

"If I could I'd live in the nude, like Eve in paradise."

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Lil' Kim Turned Away From Her Own Birthday Party

2005-07-18T16:37:00.000-07:00

LIL' KIM was banned from attending her own birthday bash - after arriving at the venue with an extravagant 14 bodyguards in tow.

The raunchy rapper, real name KIMBERLY JONES, turned 30 on 7 July (05) and couldn't wait to celebrate, but she was turned away from two New York clubs as the size of her entourage was too excessive.

Lil Kim is to begin serving a year-long jail sentence for perjury soon.

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George Clooney Is Back With His Favorite Porn Star

2005-07-18T15:05:00.000-07:00

George Clooney has reportedly rekindled his romance with a porn star - just weeks after splitting from ex-girlfriend Lisa Snowdon.

The Hollywood heavyweight has been spotted kissing sexy Krista Allen - who is famous for her saucy antics in the steamy 'Emmanuelle' films - at his Lake Como home in Italy

The source is quoted by Britain's The People newspaper as saying: "They looked very close, just like a married couple"

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Mariah Carey's Wardrobe Malfunction - Here are the Pics!

2005-07-16T16:31:00.000-07:00

Here are the pics of Mariah's wardrobe malfunction as well as some bonus revealing pictures of Mariah's tits. Enjoy!

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Angelina's Sex Emporium Shopping Spree

2005-07-14T17:29:00.000-07:00

Hollywood star Angelina Jolie has reportedly been spotted spending more than $1500 on provocative lingerie and other sexy toys and books, at the upscale London erotic emporium, Coco De Mer. According to the Mirror, the 30-year-old Tomb Raider star is a regular at the erotic emporium.

Angelina also looked through the books on sexual positions and picked up blindfolds and feather ticklers. "Angelina's not embarrassed by anything at the shop - she loves it all and buys quite a lot.

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Mariah's Wardrobe Malfunction

2005-07-14T17:26:00.000-07:00

Pop star Mariah Carey shocked a TV audience in Germany last week, accidentally flashing her breasts when her dress fell apart on stage.

The star, who experienced a moment reminiscent of Janet Jackson's infamous "wardrobe malfunction" last year, was saved from further embarrassment when floor managers cut the lights to allow the singer to recover her dignity -- and clothes -- in obscurity, according to MTV News.

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Jessica Simpson Poses For Pinup

2005-07-10T18:49:00.000-07:00

As the cover girl for GQ's "America" issue, Jessica Simpson is featured in a patriotic pinup spread to raise troops', er, morale. The magazine's homage to wartime glamour girls was inspired by Simpson's most recent ABC variety special, "Nick and Jessica's Tour of Duty."

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Eva Longoria Approves Of Her Own Ass

2005-07-10T16:45:00.000-07:00

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria seems to love everything about the way she looks and would never change a thing.

"I think my legs and my butt are my sexiest assets."

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This Booty's Made For Watchin'

2005-07-08T19:13:00.000-07:00

Sexy sudser Jess keeps it clean and gets down 'n' dirty in her Daisy Dukes. These boots are made for washing--and for watching. So siddown, rest yer dukes and get an eyeful of the bombshell next door soaping up the wheels.

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Jenny McCarthy Ditches No-Nudity Clause For New Film

2005-07-06T14:55:00.000-07:00

Actress JENNY McCARTHY has ditched her movie no-nudity clause to boost international interest in her new film DIRTY LOVE.

The SCREAM 3 star makes her screenplay writing debut and stars in the saucy comedy, which is directed by her husband JOHN ASHER, and she was determined to go all out to make the project a hit.

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Explicit Eve Video Surfaces On The Net

2005-07-06T13:41:00.000-07:00

Eve, the self described pit bull in a dress, is making news for all the wrong reasons.

The rapper turned actress is said to be crazy mad because a home made sex tape she made was leaked onto the internet.

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Jessica Alba Naked Mirror Dancing

2005-07-05T16:55:00.000-07:00

In an interview with The Sunday Times, Jessica Alba says that Robert Rodriguez didn't want her for the role of Nancy in Sin City. Rodriguez finally gave in and gave her the part - but not without putting her to the test, by forcing her to choreograph her own moves for the strip club/lasso scene.

Alba tackled the challenge the same way any girl would - she stripped down to her panties, and danced in front of her bedroom mirror until she got it right.

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Paris Lets Her Fingers Do The Walking

2005-07-05T16:34:00.000-07:00

And you thought Paris had jumped the shark. Well, the woman who made such great amends to her family name after her night vision porn video by partaking in FOX's Simple Life has gone international, this time signing on for a GoYellow phone book advertisement in Germany.

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Jessica's New Video Is 'Slutty'

2005-07-03T17:43:00.000-07:00

Christian group has slammed the new Jessica Simpson video, in which she washes a car wearing a skimpy bikini, terming it "slutty".

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Ciara and the Strip-Hop Craze

2005-07-02T09:25:00.000-07:00

Anyone can tune into BET's "106 & Park" or MTV's "TRL" and see videos like local R&B star Ciara's "Oh," where she gyrates on top of a car on her knees.

"I was shocked when I saw that," says Jackie Harris, mother of the 19-year-old singer. "A lot has changed with the way the kids move since my cheerleading days."

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Tom Cruise Gropes Will Smith

2005-07-02T08:50:00.000-07:00

Tom saw Will Smith, and seemed to like him. Katie even kept the smile pasted on her face during Tom and Will's gropefest.

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Pamela Anderson's Wardrobe is Still...Pamelesque

2005-06-28T17:17:00.000-07:00

Pamela Anderson squeezed herself into a tiny dress that left little to the imagination.

The former Baywatch beauty wore the red dress to New York nightclub Duvet. The satin dress was thigh length, strapless and showed off all her assets.

She also wore bright red killer stilettos to complete the look.

Pammy looked far from virginal and ironically the party was thrown by Virgin Airlines

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This Piece of Meat is on a Roll...

2005-06-28T13:39:00.000-07:00

Actually it's on a bun. The controversial hamburger commercial featuring Paris Hilton is getting new life and new objections to its airing. Hardee's has now rolled out the same commercial for the Spicy BBQ Thickburger as sister company Carl's Jr. The Parents Television Council calls the ad "soft-core porn" and is demanding CKE Restaurants, owner of Carl's Jr. and Hardee's, to pull the commercials off the air.

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